Pokemon 5

A code name for pornography originally used by preteen boys to mask the word "porn" from the ears of those that would hamper their fun when spoken allowed in public.

During the late 90s and early y2k pornography was still hard to come by for under age persons that wished to acquire or merely view porn. At this same time, Pokemon was at it's peak of popularity. It was assumed that any conversation mentioning the fad would go unnoticed by adults.

The phrase actually originated from the first label placed on the side of a stolen -- from a family friend-- homemade VHS tape with XXX programming on it. This and similar porn tapes could be placed among other non-adult VHS in the boys collection with out raising any suspicion.

Many pornographic release series stretch on higher and higher in volumes like Rocky movies, hence the phrase fits what it is.

"Hey Rich and Derek, let's watch Pokemon 5 after school then play smash bros. Have you found some?"

"With all my homemade DBZ and actual Pokemon tapes, my parents will never find Pokemon 5."

by ERS++ June 4, 2009

pemoth

Being punk, goth, and emo in one.

Oh my god, she's such a pemoth, with her chains, black lipstick, and her taking back sunday band t shirt

by Marshed August 23, 2006

Pokemon Stadium

The Northeast Residential Cluster at UMass Amherst. Nicknamed this way because of the high concentration of Asian students living in the area.

Jimmy:"There is a party in Northeast tonight." Bill:"You mean pokemon stadium? I hate that place."

by Wallace Krangle September 20, 2011

Pokemon

One of the best games ever released by Nintendo, only rivalled by Mario and LoZ. It is also an anime, card game and manga. This recieves lots of hate from Digimon fan(girl)s as a rip-off (even though Pokemon came out about 5 years before Digimon). The latest generations have recieved hate as well, but it has, is and always is a ABSOL-utely great game!

Person 1: You play Pokemon?
Person 2: Of course I do!

by ILeikMudkipz March 4, 2013

Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

Pokemon

A game of slavery. Anime, Cards, Video Games, and the influence of slavery to little kids. In the anime, Ash, a ten year old kid who never grows up, even that he is over thirty, leaves his house late to get his first slave. It turns out that he will become homeless, never returning home ever. After he gets his yellow rat, he travels with his slave to get more slaves, catching a bird with his fucking shirt, instead of his balls you put them in. Exposing his nipples and belly to a wild animal, this proves he is already dumb, as he leaves at ten, not fully educated. Also, it is dangerous to have little fourth and fifth graders venture into the wild alone without anyone watching them. They travel around, gambling for money, as they use their slaves to fight instead of other things like mass plantations, which would give them more than trying to catch a rare type of creature. It even seems that money doesn't exist, except that of gambling. Its weird. Nurse Joy shouldn't be too happy, as she most likely doesn't get paid. There is even a black one too. What happens in the video game when you have too much? Well, you fucking shove them in a PC. This is a bad influence to kids of all ages and is slavery

Do you like slavery? Well then try Pokemon! Pokemon, the Japanese Slavery Game.

by Cheesy Comics November 7, 2018