yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

by Yonker August 29, 2022

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

Ding dong pling plong

Ding dong pling plong means cuh dude

3+1 =4 no way cuh are Ding dong pling plong me or what

by dingding223 September 30, 2022

inki pinki plonki

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

by Gibham January 1, 2024