guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.

She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.

by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Pleasure Island

1. The mythical island where everyone has sex, or shimmy-shams, all the time.(Not to be confused with the island visited by pinocchio).
2. The place where couples visit when they shimmy sham.

Mrs. Grossman told us that we were jackasses on pleasure island. That seemed like a compliment to me.

by Irishdude52 February 4, 2009

pess

piece of shit, also known as pece shet

When someone is being lame or annoying.

"Wow Samira, you're not coming out tonight? Don't be such a pess."
"Nicole never called me back, she's such a pess."

by semster February 17, 2015