spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling

Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"

by PapiLoco July 28, 2010

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

player

6. Player
Players can be male or female. They are usually slick, dress nicely and are very charming.

They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends.

Players make horrible friends or “significant others,” because they will “Judas back stab” and hurt you in any way possible if it is in their best interest.

They have no loyalty to anyone but themselves

player will rim you and off to the next

by malorey knotts November 19, 2013

Knife Play

When used in a sexual context it refers to the use of a blade to enhance a sexual experience. Knife play may be used in a variety of ways depending on the individuals sexual preference. It may range from simply showing the knife to instill fear, sensually running the knife along the partner possibly creating light cuts to heighten sensitivity and excitement, to even heavy pain inflicting gashes that cause permanent scarring.

I exposed her to a form of knife play that bettered our sex life indefinitely.

by Sayjo March 26, 2008

Platonic Cuddling

The act of being close of cuddling with another person, for security or feeling happy. Theres no romanic or sexual desire.

Me and my friend did some Platonic Cuddling last night because I was very stressed.

by LittleNemo 078 April 13, 2016

Plagg

A character from the kids TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir", Plagg is a cat-like kwami (a small creature that accompanies a chosen person and helps that person to transform into a superhero based off of that animal which their Kwami represents, such as a cat or ladybug). He accompanies the character, Adrien Agreste, and helps him to transform into Cat Noir (superhero). Plagg is a glutton, sometimes disrespectful, and funny character. He can fly, manipulate objects, and he can lift things many times his size. He is only about five inches tall, black, has green eyes, cat ears, and three whiskers. His favorite food he likes to eat is Camembert cheese. Plagg also means plague.

He only likes to eat and sleep, just like plagg.

by celedelweiss September 1, 2017

platonic soulmate

the highest rank on the friendship scale

- the only person you can be yourself around without a second thought
- the first person you tell anything and everything to
- they’ve seen you at your darkest and your absolute weirdest
- you could probably walk into their house with no warning and it’s just accepted by their family

I always thought that we were just best friends but it turns out we’re platonic soulmates.

by detectivejuliuspepperwood May 11, 2019