Cream Pipe

An erect dick.

I solicited her pussy with my cream pipe.

by Brock Diesel May 15, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.

I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!

by Trickmaster16 November 27, 2012

fart pipe

A loud annoying,non fuctioning muffler attached to the rear of a ricer car, who's owner automatically thinks he is hot stuff because his vehicle can make this loud noise. little does he know everyone is just laughing at him.
The fart pipe usaully emits a long, loud, rising 'fart' noice, which resembles a sythesized fart, or a mouth fart.
Fart pipes creat too little backpressure, which can actually hurt performance without extensive engine modifications.
Fart pipes often irritate us REAL men who actually have a manly vehicle, with big , V8's, and RWD of course!
Fart pipe ricers sometimes give a bad name to those of us with a good loud exhaust, loud because we have a big, low-iding V8, which actually needs less restiction to perform well, not just to be needlessly loud.

Ex1:
Ricer with loud fart pipe pulls up next to me
Ricer- Hey, homie-G bag, you wants ta race?
V8 guy- Umm, ok.
Ricer-Oh, really? Crap. *pisses pants*

Ex2:
Ricer- Hey G-hood biscuit, litsen to this!
Ricemobile- faaaaaaaaaart!!!!
V8 guy- *chuckles to himself*
Hotrod- Blub blub blub blub blub blaaaaaaaaam! blaaam! blaaaaaam!
Ricer- *pisses pants*

by rockabillysteve August 17, 2006

piper no piping

as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap

Piper no piping. Piper no piping. Piper no piping.

(after 3 times he disappears)

by It's Piper Bitches July 26, 2016

Poo Pipe Plumber

gay man who enjoys bumming men

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

Half-pipe Special

The act of laying on your back on the bed with your feet up over your head secured by the headboard so it enables you to suck your own dick.

Man, I gave myself a crazy half-pipe special last night. Now my back is killing me.

by getfisted December 11, 2012

wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

by Mishalover March 8, 2017