pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
by Tuuner June 29, 2023
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pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section
Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section
by dewgsbigfan December 31, 2017
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Pedophile

The pedophile said they won't stay young forever
by chair34 May 05, 2022
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DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids
Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!
by Buttsex Barry February 06, 2024
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PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.
Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 30, 2021
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when an OUTSIDE PEDOPHILE falls in love with the white inside.
Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022
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PEDOPHILE DILEMMA

When you have no choice but to run away because the psych hospital
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
Look ANAL ALAN was in the worst situation in LAS VEGAS as he is a homosexual which the hospital did not endorse HOMOSEXUALITY as it was a religious cauldron and another fact that caught him EATING SHIT and SMEARING SHIT on his BUTTOCKS in his room plus when he entered they knew he was a PEDOPHILE where with the HOMOSEXUAL

COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 15, 2022
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