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New England Patriots 

see: cheaters, entitled, ignorant, classless.

Their ignorant fans claim that every team cheats but SOMEHOW only they got caught doing it. Not only is this NOT true, but the Patriots are such a classless team that they need to cheat to actually win a game. Patriots fans are the biggest pansies to ever grace this earth. If you don't believe me, listen to them whine about everything, including every time they win OR lose.
Boston d-bags...
Hmmm isn't it funny how the New England Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl since they were caught SPYING on another team...

I know and they only won the other Super Bowls in their "dynasty" by getting lucky. Probably cheated on those too.

Patriots 

See also La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?
Patriots by Grey Fox November 10, 2004

patriots 

They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.
the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless
patriots by bobb May 15, 2004

Patrioerotic

Commonly associated with the Amerigasm. Generally associated with far right-wing Christian Republican Americans. Someone who feels patrio-erotic feelings are someone who is rabidly nationalistic, and who actually becomes aroused by the thought of things that a right-wing American racist considers as "American," such as shooting a gun, talking about shooting a gun, looking at guns, talking about looking at guns, hating foreigners, hating immigrants, hating the French, hating the UN, hating democrats, hating liberals, hating minorities (except the ones who they hire to do their work for a fraction of a fair wage), and believing that immigrants and minorities have it 'easy' and that they themselves (the white, Christian, male) is actually an endangered species and he MUST defend himself. Toby Keith is the patron saint of patrioeroticism. Stephen Colbert portrays the characature of a Patrioerotic individual.
"That Toby Keith song is so patrioerotic, I got such a hard-on after listening to it I went out a bought a gun, shot some immigrants and liberals, and then joined a white supremacist group."
Patrioerotic by alien_sporez February 4, 2010

patriosexual 

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool
tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

New England Patriots 

1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.
Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!