pippa palmer

what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10

omg is that pippa palmer? no it’s just a whale!

by froglover1987<3 May 31, 2023

Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters

Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own

by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.

I wish I could be Palmer C.

by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019

Palmer rich

When you sell a house n make bank and people won’t STFU bout it.

Ima sell my house n be Palmer rich

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Scrufftin Palmer

It's like a Arnold Palmer but made with Steel Reserve 211 beer and lemonade

Waitress "and what will you have to drink?"
Me " ill have a Scrufftin Palmer"

by shady in the sun June 15, 2020

Leona Palmer

Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.

I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!

by Emma Seijas March 28, 2022

william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021