Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

Line Producer

A guy who produces coke lines for big shot actors

wheres my line producer im on in 5 mins

by Cman waters November 5, 2005

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010

Productocrastinate

verb(productocrastinating ; past productocrastinated)

When you're doing something productive in lieu of what you should be doing. e.g. laundry instead of homework. feeding your dog instead making food for yourself.

I just productocrastinated a huuuuge healthy shit instead of answering the landlady's phone call

I think I'll productocrastinate some cookies for study group while I think about that chapter outline

by productocrastinator March 13, 2013

production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.

The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.

by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016

productive nigga hours

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive

hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours

by DjFlacid August 12, 2017

productionate

Procrastinating so hard you go back to being productive just to say you’re busy

I didn’t want to do my homework so bad I productionated

by Nice Guy Reset June 11, 2018