steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Private School

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school

Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol

by Thy mother xd April 26, 2022

Private schoolgirl

A girl who mainly shops at Brandy and Urban and has the audacity to call it fashion.

Rahhhh she’s such a basic private schoolgirl.

by Diehardforcookiedoigh May 10, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Private Therapy Clinic

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

The private therapy clinic is not working

by kimi_lu September 23, 2022

Privation

It’s good because I takes the slaves work harder.

Hym “Privation is good so let’s print 2 trillion dollars and tank the economy. Dr. Jeepjorp won’t be effected. Unless someone takes it into their own hands... Nah.. that’ll never happen.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022