plutocracy

Any administration, or ruling body,
that is so out of touch, or coloured by money,
that they might as well be on Pluto.

The Plutocracy in our Land
was seemingly separated from its
living, working people
by vast, galactic distances.

by skipix November 28, 2006

Platonic Blowjob

An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.

This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.

Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!

Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.

by ffoodd October 13, 2009

plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.

Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.

by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005

plutt

An expletive, often used in the field of securities trading. Used to express anger, disgust, or even excitement, "plutt" is an acceptable substitute for a number of other, more obscene terms.

"Plutt! These Oxnard GO's just got downgraded from AAA to AA."

by muni007 November 26, 2009

platonic

basically, the type of relationship that many men and women can never have together. this however does not stop many from trying.

in every "platonic" relationship, sexual tension is very high.

by squirrelgirl September 5, 2005

platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.

After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.

by Lotusflower February 16, 2007

Platonic sex

Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.

"Bro, I just had sex with Megan!"

"Was it platonic sex?"

by Icecreamreaper August 16, 2011