peni

plural word for "penis"

Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.

by Dusean Mandick April 15, 2010

penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009

bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

by papers March 29, 2007

Pengina

When it is sooo cold that a penis inverts to become a small vagina,

It's sooo cold here i have a Pengina.

by C PORTZ May 9, 2011

peinis

when your peepee is too large.

man he has a peinis

by corpOZ April 3, 2019

Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!

God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...

by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010

I'll pencil you in

A nice way to say "fuck off...im not interested"

Girl: Want to go out friday night? I'll bring pictures of my horse!
Guy: ...Um....I'll Pencil You In.

by BlackCotton May 20, 2004