organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

organic butt plug

something a girl uses such as a carrot, pickle, cucumber, etc. as a butt plug!

i caught my girlfriend using a pickle as an organic butt plug

by billy1054 December 28, 2013

Organic Douche

One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.

Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."

by FrankNoWar January 20, 2014

Organic Backpacking

Backpacking without planning and letting the world take you around. By doing this, you will experience and see things that doesn't happen often.

An organic backpacking trip in Europe.

by nonameafterall March 31, 2015

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.

'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'

by Lynboi October 11, 2015