opticzz.z

hot sexy cute mf that never misses, always spitten, and loves to dickride fairy tail

"you heard of opticzz.z?"
"yeah theyre sexy asf"

by coksuckingblackman February 26, 2021

dangly option

nothing but the male genitalia

I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option.

by shawnm June 22, 2005

Viable Option

A secondary choice that is feasible and will be satisfactory to one's needs in a given particular situation.

"Yeah man, I mean Dylan, Philip, or even Mike would be viable options."

by reeree1023 September 19, 2016

optimism

Happiness for everyday activities.

Teenagers don't have it.

For normal people: I'm happy to do anything with you!!!!!!!!

For teenagers: ...

optimism

by YoYasha.com October 29, 2014

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

opticrectumitis

The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.

My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis

by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005

Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

by static5 September 1, 2011