Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.

The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.

by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019

Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

dock fucker

Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin

You are a dock fucker

by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019

rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

Those guys are rubber docking

by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018

under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

by anomily01 February 5, 2014

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009