Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 25, 2013

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.

Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!

by Rusty Dockings July 21, 2013

Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.

I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.

by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013

Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.

The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.

by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019

Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 02, 2018