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observate

to observe a person place or thing.
can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.
by jonathan owens December 6, 2007
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Conor Oberst

A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl.
conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot
by Courtney April 26, 2005
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Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.
by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011
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ober

German for upper and also for waiter.
English slang for overseer, greater, or a big hairy man-beast.
Did you see that ober at the buffet? I thought he was going to go for that little kid too!
by Steve-O March 20, 2004
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Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking
"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."
by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010
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observationate

Akin to the verb observe, yet carried out in greater depth.
Man! Did you observe the eclipse of the Moon last night?

Observe it? I observationated it!
by O Exalted One January 10, 2014
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observatize

the initiating act of observing
First thing I have to do is observatize the situation.
by Kimmi K & Annalee September 26, 2015
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