Numpty

Numpty is a Scottish way of saying stupid or dum something to call your teacher when you finish your work

Oi numpty I finished my work

by Kenzie clare July 14, 2021

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Nump

The act of getting one tapped by a Terror Bird in ark survival evolved.

“Fuck dude that Terror Bird just numped me”

by Conman87 July 14, 2021

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Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

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Numscrum

A golf ball which just never lands. Lost.

Clark you are such a numscrum

by ralphzee November 21, 2021

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Numisun

A handsome boy who loves pussy

“What do you want from Numisun”
“I really want him to lip my pussy”

by Mr. Steal Girl November 21, 2021

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A man of highest calibre, 80cm in diametre and venerable and old. Whenever he open his curtains he is as soft as a kitten and when closed he is like a double edged sword. A man everyone and anyone wants to cuddle, so cute, that even puppies are envious. But there is one mystery. Something he has never told anyone; his big and round belly. Why is it so inflated? Is it soft or hard? Is he even human?

He is such a nümes.

by Némis November 23, 2021

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