What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.
One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.
One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.
I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.
Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.
Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.
by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010
Get the speed insurancemug. 1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
Get the clock speedmug. A game sort of like Rugby but better. The rules are that you make run with the ball and pass to anyone anywhere. You may bounce pass, but it can only bounce once. If the ball bounces more than once, it is the other teams ball. If tagged and has the ball, it is the other teams ball. You may kick the ball. If possession of the ball changes, you must kick it to another team mate, or to yourself. The scoring systems is as follows: A throw in the goal 1 point, a kick into the goal 2 points. You may tackle and push and shove as you wish. No pads. No shirts (unless female).
by The one guy June 15, 2013
Get the Speed Awaymug. The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.
"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."
by nin_man July 13, 2012
Get the speed stickingmug. A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.
by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011
Get the t-speedmug. by Joymooon November 30, 2021
Get the bro speedmug. Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
Get the speeding ticketmug.