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Nonce

A man who will put you in the back of his ban and take you you to finish his plan.
Yo dem manz issa nonce ygm blud
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown
by Ket Addict February 17, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.
"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
by softsmeg February 8, 2023
mugGet the noncemug.

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
mugGet the Big club noncemug.

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
mugGet the One nonce, one noosemug.

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.
That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.
by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021
mugGet the noncemug.

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce
Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket
by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018
mugGet the Nonce’s Pocketmug.

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