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Election stress disorder

A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.

Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.

Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
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Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.
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stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.
Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting
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Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.
Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
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Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
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stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.
I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts
by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019
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