Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.

"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.

by Delvis April 21, 2009

Dutch Flamingo

A dutch sex position involving a yellow dildo being taped onto someone's nose while wearing a pink house robe. They have to stick the didlo into the women or man's desired entry point (anus, vagina, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo.

This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.

Girl: Wow , i got a dutch flamingo yesterday by this dutch man
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!

by lolroflbagel March 8, 2011

gone dutch

To get high, stoned. (Refers to being in Amsterdam and getting high hence the word Dutch)

Becky: Where is Jimmy?
Todd: He's gone dutch....

by Prisilla March 25, 2008

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010

dutch charlie

"Dutch Charlie" is a gay sex move, but not the one described above. An actual Dutch Charlie is when two men share another man. It began when two gay men were deciding who would go home with a man named Charlie. The decided to go dutch and the rest is history.

"I saw him first!", "No, I did!" "Shall we do a Dutch Charlie?"

by Sean & Justin May 14, 2006