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Late-Nighting

The act/art of procrastinating on any assignment to the point of one or multiple all-nighters. This can include many things however usually includes but is not limited to the following.
1. Shouting at a superior that you are almost done when you have not started
2. Loging in and out of facebook saying, "ok i really need to finish(that's what she said)"
3. Surfing the web for things you cannot afford (Ferraris, Lamborghinis, masions)
4. Watching far from viral videos on youtube then commenting said videos and forwarding them to your friends
5. Setting your status to: "pissed off that I didn't sleep
6. Throwing things
7. Buying the XXXL sized Monster and convincing people that it uses less packaging (for the enviromental late-nighters)
8. Posting on forums that have not been active for over a year.
9. Signing up for multiple "free" web offers - see scam
ex1.
Guy 1: Holy Crap, I didn't finish any of my homework for the whole year.
Guy 2: What were you doing?
Guy 1: I was late-nighting writing definitions on Urban Dictionary

ex2.
Guy 1: I was up Late-nighting for the last week.
Guy 2: Oh yeah that's cool.
Guy 1: I know I think I
by Bob La May 19, 2008
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Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.
Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.
by kevlagnu June 8, 2010
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ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking
Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol
by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009
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Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!
by boogerh7 November 23, 2010
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smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."
by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010
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florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.
1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.
by dave May 31, 2006
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Irish Lightning

To screw up setting your house or business on fire for insurance and either get caught by the police or burn to death along with the property.

See also: Jewish Lightning.
Mickey went to give it a little Irish Lightning and ended up as part of the fire.
by icbkr July 27, 2011
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