Nickel Picadelli

When someone has a long, but very thin penis

Man 1: Hey, did you hear?
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.

by CtrlAssCheeks March 20, 2016

Nickel

An element in the periodic table. Also a coin worth 0.05 U.S dollars.

“I was one nickel short while checking out at a clothing store.”

by Hickory Bush September 6, 2020

california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.

This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.

by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013

nickel-sniffer

a seventh-grader characterized as annoying or bratty, often sweaty, and with a high-pitched voice

Look at that nickel-sniffer sevie.

by Cythonium October 13, 2023

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

by QuacksO August 30, 2022

fudger nickels

A phrase used when yelling or making a point of exhaustion, anger, or surprise. Used to avoid cursing.

Fudger nickels! I forgot my phone.

Son of a fudger nickels! I bit my tongue!

by Spazzzzz08 October 31, 2013

nickel

too tall for anyone

you’re such a nickel

by sadboi🥛 August 21, 2019