Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Ramen noodles

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.

Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨

by Stannoodles May 7, 2021

blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM

"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"

by old slicky June 13, 2021