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Nico

Pronunciation: /Nee-koh/
Origin: South Africa, possibly from the land of forgotten potjiekos recipes.

A guy who's deep into IT, can debug your server in minutes but will absolutely crash and burn if you ask him to make potjiekos.

Known to speak fluent code, but when it comes to cooking, his potjie tastes like Windows XP — outdated, a bit buggy, and nobody really wants it.

Often found in front of a screen, claiming "die vleis sal gaar wees netnou", while the potjie is basically still raw.
"Don’t let Nico near the potjie again, bra. Last time it came out tasting like software updatesunfinished and full of bugs."
by FankieFonkProp May 30, 2025
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Nico

A large, obese man, often referred to as a pedo and a rapist. He is often seen in his bed listening to mid-west emo and vaping
Bro I just found out my neighbor is a registered Nico!
by BruhItsMichael June 9, 2025
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Going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered, the hormonal rage is uncontrollable
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
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Going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered, the hormonal rage is uncontrollable
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
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Going Nico

When you are so full of hormonal masculinity that nothing can control the outcome or stop it before it runs its course.
Did you see Warren going Nico the other day after his zero bar didn’t dispense from the vending machine? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit on a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 26, 2024
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nicos crib

In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…
Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework
by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024
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nico is a nic fean who cant go a day with his cart and is so gay that he would do any thing for a anyone
nico
by peepks March 2, 2024
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