mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

muttock

Mutton buttocks. The name given to the tender buttocks of a sheep.

I gripped the beast firmly by it's muttocks and then proceeded to bugger it.

by Dave Risdale July 19, 2004

bar muttzvah

The day that you realize that your pet dog is no longer a puppy but an adult dog.

Today we're having a bar muttzvah for Sandy!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

mutty

an ugly chick who is fat and described as a meany. she's uglier than a tiny hairless dog and thinks she's way cooler than she is when really nobody likes her big cause she's so fat. generally a mutty girl has acne or is a cake face! we like to think that they have wide sets too

man, that chick is mutty

by her hoo ha December 21, 2010