Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012

Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Master Hagaki

The best white rapper the world has to offer.

Hey, i heard Master Hagaki once went skydiving off Mount Everest, but he didnt use a parachute and landed right on his head, but got up with no problems and went to eat dinner at Arby's.

by dnlninja January 6, 2005

masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

grill master

The person in charge of grilling food during a barbecue; this person is usually the best grill chef.

Jimmy barbecues an amazing rump roast. He is the grill master.

by MacdadVT August 9, 2007

flex master

a male/female that is an undisputed champion at attracting the opposite sex

k-dawg is a Flex Master when it comes to chopping them fine young ladies!

by key August 23, 2003

Misery Master

A individual who has severe western world misery. Usually failed in college and just tries to survive. For instance, working at the local post terminal or as a janitor at the hospital earning minimum wage.

The misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.

Not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.

Guy 1: Damn i am tired i worked 5pm to 5am and earn close to nothing wtf!?
Guy 2: Your such a misery master!

Guy 1: Damn I got to move in with my parents and I am 27!
Guy 2: Man your straight up misery master!

by Krister & Joel May 15, 2009