Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021

The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos

1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.

by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021

Chrome mosquitoes

The bright spots that are often seen in the corners of your vision, after a heavy punch almost knocks you out

Wow, from the moment I first seen her the Chrome Mosquitoes started to fill the edges of my sight.

by StaxNgigglesNthangs August 18, 2022

Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy

A cocktail made with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of period blood with a cherry rim(cherries all around the rim)

Hey Michelle, you wanna try the Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy? Since you're on your period, it might cancel it out!

Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning

by COPA7 November 5, 2022

Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy

A cocktail make with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, a splash of period blood, with cherries all around the rim

Hey Michelle, you wanna get a Strawberry mcsquezzy dezzy to drink? Since you're on your period, it might cancel out!

by COPA7 November 5, 2022