Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022

bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018

mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew

Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget

by wee tod February 7, 2020