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microsofthaxed

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.
"Microsofthaxed is daddy"
by ohyesmaybemore May 24, 2018
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microsoft shover

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018
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Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!
"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"
by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018
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Micromomage

Pronounced "Micro-mom-age".

Launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *Mom approved*
(A.K.A. Smothered)
Micromomage: "Steve?! Don't forget your socks! you're going to need a water bottle! Wheres your jacket?! take the dog out! Don't take her that way?" - Mom (All within a span of 10 seconds)
by Loopwhole July 12, 2018
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Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web
Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os
by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018
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microlobe

Very small free earlobes.

Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.
Did you see her earring?

Yeah, I didn’t think she could fit that earring on her microlobe.
by 666 rule November 21, 2019
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Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.
Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
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