Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.
"Microsofthaxed is daddy"
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Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!
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Launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *Mom approved*
(A.K.A. Smothered)
Launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *Mom approved*
(A.K.A. Smothered)
Micromomage: "Steve?! Don't forget your socks! you're going to need a water bottle! Wheres your jacket?! take the dog out! Don't take her that way?" - Mom (All within a span of 10 seconds)
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Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os
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Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.
Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.
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Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
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