Loopwhole's definitions

RLU

RLU is a preface to a message. It means Random Life Update.

Its used as a way of showing their love of you. Traditionally by sharing random AF details about their day. Most likely blurted out; not from lack of effort, more the need to tell you ASAP because you are their homie.

Message from BFF (Jane):

Jane: RLU - I just got a brain freeze because its FREAKING 20 degrees and I'm drinking a frappe. i wish there were hot frappes. the texture is so nice. its just too cold sometimes.

You: million dollar idea.

Jane: Finneas and ferb theme song plays**

by Loopwhole March 5, 2021

Micromomage

Pronounced "Micro-mom-age".

Launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *Mom approved*
(A.K.A. Smothered)

Micromomage: "Steve?! Don't forget your socks! you're going to need a water bottle! Wheres your jacket?! take the dog out! Don't take her that way?" - Mom (All within a span of 10 seconds)

by Loopwhole July 12, 2018

Omnist

A religion or way of thinking that encompasses believing in all religions, or believing that all religion has the possibility to be the correct outcome. AKA: agnostic on hipster steroids. AKA: a proper version of neutralist

Jo: "hey dave... are you christian?"
Dave: "Eh.. sort of... im omnist.. so that includes christian"
Jo: "okayyy"

by Loopwhole January 10, 2019