merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Mergina

The inside of the elbow where the biceps meets/merges with your forearm. The opposite side of the weenus (or weenis or wenis).

“Man, when I do bicep curls my mergina gets really sweaty.”

by ExplicitEm March 17, 2024

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011

Mergency

The state of which two things have merged together.

Our resolutions have a fairly strong mergency

by ad1ban July 10, 2011