Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 02, 2010

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
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"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 04, 2008

The Melt

(proper noun) where tech kids get their cheese sandwiches and soup.

Tech guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing for lunch?
Tech guy 2: Going to The Melt- already ordered on my iPhone just have to scan it in the store.
Tech guy 1: Awesome.

by occupy_urban February 26, 2012

Tuna melt

When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once

Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt

by Pappa wheelie November 22, 2017

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 28, 2019

Tuna melt

What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”

British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble

British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”

by nxverxlden December 18, 2022