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Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
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maria melendez

That girl is perfect. She has a beautiful smile. She has beautiful eyes that are like looking at stars. She has an amazing sense of humor. She always will make everything funny, but when you need a shoulder she will always be there to listen to you and help you out no matter what the problem is. You can count on her. She will always be honest. And if you ever hurt one of her friends, she'll never be to scared to tell you and show her feelings. Shes truly amazing. She has a beautiful body, shes one of the sexiest girls you'll ever meet. she always smells so good.
"who's that beautiful girl coming down the street?"

"oh yeah, thats Maria Melendez"❤️
by Anonymous027396 April 14, 2014
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squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own
Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?
by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015
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Nicole mellon

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her
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Esteban Melendez-Hector

Usually a light skin cat who a lil slow. Licks the cheeto dust off his fingers. Wears too tight leggings. Has tig ole bitty fetish.
He's definitely an Esteban Melendez-Hector, you can tell by how he sucks his thumb.
by Nia88 May 28, 2018
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depressed millenial

Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer
by Camoa November 12, 2020
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Dirty malleny

When a girl finds a random guy roofies him, forces him to have sex and shit in his mouth.
How was last night? I heard they pulled a dirty Malleny on you.
by KysIrl September 7, 2021
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