bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

meatball oob

An especially spherical arm on an obese person. Affectionate use only, never derogatory.

My Italian girlfriend has meatball oobs.

by pentozali December 5, 2012

meatball exchange

A male buys his partner a meatball sandwich (whether real meat or vegetarian style), then later in the day the partner must reciprocate by licking his balls to the point of making him cum and swallowing the salty, sticky juice.

Would you like to do a meatball exchange?

by imadraver January 13, 2013

Cloudy Meatballs

When a man ejaculates in the face of his partner and then proceeds to teabag him or her between the eyes.

He came in her face, and knew it was the perfect time to introduce her to the cloudy meatballs. Bro dude.

by Anon Good Nurse September 29, 2013

MeatBall Sweats

A twisted derivative of the term "Meat sweats". Rather than intense sweating due to the ingestion of high amounts of various meat products, Meatball sweats strictly refers to the uber crazy amounts of perspiration in the area surrounding one's testicles.

Holy Hannah! This volleyball is so intense it give me Meatball Sweats!!

"Dude.. did you wet yourself?"
"Nah bro I got severe meatball sweats."
"Aghh word dude, I love when that happens"

by AlbinoCyclopsShark October 18, 2011

meatball

A short, tan, crazy, drunk Italian woman.

Snooki and deena are the best meatballs in jersey.

by djcraycray420 October 22, 2023

Bloody meatball

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.

I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.

by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023