Per maybe

A replacement word for “maybe”.Used to create a humorous tone or emphasize the indecision.

“Have you eaten breakfast already?”
“Per maybe..”

by Cherry babeh boo February 27, 2026

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008

%100 crazy %0 maybe

it's someone who is certifiably crazy and zero percent sane.

my boss is screaming like a mad woman! she's %100 crazy %0 maybe!!

by htownfinest02 June 22, 2009

John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

trying for a maybe

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

Molly's Maybe

The answer is no.

Molly's Maybe
Her: "Mmm maybe" which really means no

by Nrobford July 24, 2018

Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

by BIG Richard the great May 1, 2020