japanese death match

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

by Kaisero March 2, 2015

matcheboyte

Phone sex. Especially where the girl is being completely played.

Matcheboyte with that Asian chick last night was amazing! I wish she wasn't missing so many teeth and didn't have AIDS.

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

match-stick

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.

Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.

by xercise August 13, 2010

matchplay

The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.

"I'll make sure that twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."

by peeps September 8, 2004

shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

by ab5sr April 27, 2014

The Belt to Match

Can be good or bad. If something good happens to you then something else stemming from the good event adds to it. Same thing with the bad. Basically being kicked when you are already down.

It refers to having nice shoes and then also having the belt to match the shoes.

I had Aces pre-flop, the ass clown had Jack, 10. Flop comes Jack, Jack, 4. Then the donkey turns 10, for the full house. Giving him the belt to match.

by jumpygunz June 8, 2010

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021