Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.

Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

by BynoT August 4, 2010

vocal masturbation

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee

Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"

by music_tenor_skillz March 22, 2011

The Masturbation Deprivation Pact

When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.

Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.

by George Costiello December 14, 2008

Masturbation Forearms

Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)

"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"

by Ano_Nymous March 1, 2010

Social Masturbation

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009

masturbation-fueled car

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

by frizz February 27, 2004

Masturb8ion

Something I KNOW you fuckin' do all the time.

You just luv the masturb8ion, don't you?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003