Lobster Milkshake

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017

A horrible mistake

When you mistake raisin cookies for chocolate chip cookies

*cough*

"What's wrong man?"

"I've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

beautiful mistake

(n.) - a mistake made while driving or bicycling along rural roads and a wrong turn turns out to be a great find, leading to a beautiful new place you had never been to before

"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."

by PRwiz101 April 26, 2010

Oreo Cookie Milkshake

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.

Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass like that and she let me have an oreo cookie milkshake after i finished.

by jimbo234 April 27, 2010

Milkshake

Would you people shut the hell up about that milkshake song!? You've mentioned it *counts* 9 TIMES, I think we get it. Sillies, a milkshake is a tasty treat you get by mixing ice cream with milk..or something. Yummers!

^Look up retard^

by Tifa November 24, 2003

rookie mistake

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

Milwaukee Milkshake

The act of breastfeeding your child or partner while taking a shit on the toilet.

Baby Jean had not eaten in hours, so while mommy Jean was shitting , she popped a tit in baby’s mouth and gave her a fresh frothy Milwaukee milkshake.

by alli_v13 August 17, 2019