Masturbate

To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure.

Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.

This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.

Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*

Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*

Example: Time to go home and masturbate, this is going to be so good.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025

Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali July 25, 2016

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

To Masturbate

An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.

(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)

"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"

by anonymous January 14, 2021

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024