Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

lunch louse

A person who will do anything for a free lunch.

Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.

by chunkyc September 14, 2006

Lunch Money

The small amount of money you keep on you as a kid to spend on food or other dumb stuff

You: I only got 6 dollars for 7-11

Chris: Can you buy me a slurpee?

You: This is my lunch money!

by wally boy July 7, 2020

school lunch

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).

I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 11, 2021

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009

Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.

Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!

by dOPARIS February 5, 2010

Pub Lunch

A cigarette that you roll yourself from rizlas and tobacco also known as a rollie

I like to put my feet up on a hamper when I have a few swoos of a burley pub lunch in the treehouse

by Richistheman August 24, 2008