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Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD
mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck
by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009
mugGet the Doctor Lizardmug.

lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.
This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.
by mateo r February 11, 2008
mugGet the lizard loungemug.

lounge lizard

A working woman that frequents truck stops. You will often see stickers on 18-wheelers that have a lizard with a red line through it. This means they don't want any hos to come knockin in the middle of the night (read:they're out of speed).
That scragglya$$ lounge lizard was jonesin' so hard she kept makin' the rounds all night long.
by kaichica September 8, 2006
mugGet the lounge lizardmug.

lizard people

Lizard People, is the dumbest belief known to man...where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.
Me: The dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so retarded.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.
by Hightension January 17, 2008
mugGet the lizard peoplemug.

creek lizard

someone whos skragely lookin and stankin.
dog u be lookin like a creek lizard....
by piedmontboi February 24, 2009
mugGet the creek lizardmug.

Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods
That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.
by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013
mugGet the Fender Lizardmug.

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason
Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro
by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016
mugGet the Lizard pornmug.

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