dirty lizard

v. the act of using one's tongue to fellatio your partner's thoughts by rapidly gyrating your tongue and squinting your eyes.

girl: give me that dirty lizard baby...
guy: hssssssssssssss

by lilweezee April 4, 2009

lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

lounge lizard

A working woman that frequents truck stops. You will often see stickers on 18-wheelers that have a lizard with a red line through it. This means they don't want any hos to come knockin in the middle of the night (read:they're out of speed).

That scragglya$$ lounge lizard was jonesin' so hard she kept makin' the rounds all night long.

by kaichica September 8, 2006

lizard people

Lizard People, is the dumbest belief known to man...where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.

Me: The dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so retarded.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.

by Hightension January 17, 2008

creek lizard

someone whos skragely lookin and stankin.

dog u be lookin like a creek lizard....

by piedmontboi February 24, 2009

Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods

That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.

by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013

Lap lizard

A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.

I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.

by Cascorner July 9, 2018