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Legal Eagle

Somebody who makes 100% sure that the person they are attracted to is over the age 18 before progressing further.
'Kevin's being a real Legal Eagle tonight'
by KaiserCrack September 6, 2013
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legal drugs

a drug which is usually more harmful for you than illegal drugs.

Legal Drugs Include:

Alcohol: worse than heroin- this legal drug, over time will destroy your personality and who you used to be, commonly, you lose your friends, family and brain to this drug.

Zanax: (in large doeses of course) Makes you a social hermit and causes cognitive disfunctioning even after effects wear off. make sure you dont take this drug too often.

Legal Bud: well, you mine as well just throw your money out the window or wipe your ass if you think about buying legal bud.

...The list goes on and on and on but time doesnt so... remember... legal drugs are DANGEROUS!
Kid 1: Hey dude! lets take some legal drugs like benadryl or nutmeg and get really fucked up!
Kid 2: Yeah man! i love not knowing if im in reality, and i loveee stomach aches and the shits!
Kid 1: Or we could smoke that legal herb i bought over the internet, that stuff gets me soooo baked!
by Chriscu November 6, 2007
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legal

Hey! Your bf is so legal!

Going out with friends is so legal!
by Douglas Batista October 25, 2006
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lebachinc

A person of mixed ethnicity who is made up of Lebanese and Chinese descent. Is often mistaken for being Chicano or Caucasian particularly because of the way he or she acts.
Tim is such a Lebachinc since his mothers from Lebanon and his father is from China.
by Jack Carson December 21, 2007
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penis leach

i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.
by mclout October 6, 2009
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Legal Eagle

The most amazing type of eagle. One that has a knowledge (although sometimes very basic) of the legal system. They party very hard
Wow I wish I was a Legal Eagle

Look at that crew... They're really cool... They must be Legal Eagles...
by Howie92 March 2, 2011
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leacock

Someone who doesn't pay their bills because they spend all their money on other useless shit like ecstasy, crack, new DJ turntables, subscription to newspapers they could read online for free, and so-forth. Almost always a black male.
I tried to leacock my loan shark and he broke my legs.

I leacocked my mortgage and got evicted from my house.

What a doucebag, he totally leacocked me on the bar-tab because he said he didn't have money for rent, but I saw him at the rub-and-tug getting a happy ending the next day.
by Boris G March 31, 2010
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