It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

by BinaryHackerMan July 4, 2016

learn

To teach someone something.

I'll Learn you how to code c++!

by seph429 May 17, 2003

learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.

jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)

by lotty3k April 22, 2006

larm

A larm is a fat arm that could be mistaken for a leg.

(While creeping on facebook) Hey Sara, hey Jana, come check out this chick's huge larm.

by Jizzy Jeff March 18, 2008

Devin "Nips" Lear

A fat guy with 36 B cup boobs and looks like his mom and has sausage fingers.

Damn it Nips get off my fucking food!!!

by joe April 23, 2005

lunch and learn

When everyone in an office stands in a circle with the employee whose phone extension is "150" in the middle. The employee is then pushed, shoved, beaten, kicked, and stomped until he cannot stand up. After that, the office employees all give him a golden shower at once. The next day, you take him to lunch and tell him you are sorry and that he can participate in Lunch and Learn the next time an employee has that phone extension. That is the learning part of the lunch.

Alan is attending the office's Lunch and Learn tomorrow because his phone extension is "150".

by Jane Harvick and Partners October 10, 2007

Learnt

When someone with a lower IQ gets better at life

"I use to be young and dumb but now I've gotten wiser and I'm learnt."

by 31pony February 6, 2017