Laundromat Opium

Can be used to describe any form of generic prescription painkillers.

"Hey you got any Heroin?"

" No, I only got this Laundromat opium" Said the girl holding out some Generic Vicodin that was labeled Watson.

by LychGate 187 November 1, 2009

brain laundry

Those likely to become brainwashed.

David Koresh had a full load of brain laundry.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

Laundry bitch

What usually becomes of the guys who go into prison acting like tough guys, which is to say that they are quickly beaten, raped, and forced into a servile role (usually doing another prisoner's laundry, hence the name). You'll notice that this only happens to the morons who go into the pokey thinking that they can make others their bitches from the get-go.

Mike went into prison thinking he was tough shit. He became a laundry bitch within the first three days.

by Blind Idiot God July 8, 2010

laundry bomb

The act of hiding in another's laundry basket, washing machine, or drying machine and ejaculating in their face as they approach or open the door.

"He laundry bombed her as she opened her dryer and then fled''

by ML-lol October 8, 2011

chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

by omono June 23, 2007

main-lander

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.

Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!

by collosoll May 23, 2014

compliment laundering

telling someone a third party has said something nice about them, rather than owning the compliment directly.

Alice told Bob that Carol thinks he's handsome, but Alice was actually compliment laundering.

by complimentlaundry August 10, 2019