labeato

A labeato is the male sex drive or penis

hes touching his labeato

by Anonymous October 5, 2004

Shia LaBeouf

He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.

He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.

Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.

Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.

Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.

Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?

Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem

by jealousymurders May 17, 2011

Label Lover

Someone who buys expensive designer clothes because they are designer. Something they do not all of the time need or necessarily like. However hordes of people buy these items because

A) Their friends own them
B) Its supposedly in

C) A celebrity they idolise has some when bought it, or been given it by various different shops

Wow im sooooo gonna by those lime green corduroys! I just saw Paris Hilton wearing some !! No of course im not a Label Lover, just because i wouldn't normally wear those clothes. Seriously!!

by SER--- May 28, 2009

Labrawolf

Stephine Myers version of the werewolf. Instead of killing everything in sight, they are just like a pet. They can choose when then mutilate(when they get angry). They disgrace the werewolfs, at least the true ones. They enjoy taking off their shirts also.

Girl1: "OMG I would love to have a labrawolf as a boyfriend! I mean you could like, pet him!"
Girl 2:" I want a sparklepire as a boyfriend! The way they sparkle memarises me"*

*Please note the sarcasm

by Half Done Acres December 17, 2010

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension

There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"

by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

labeouf

Verb. To copy and paste someone else's online comments as your own. A type of plagiarism.

--ing, --ed

I'm too busy to write a sincere apology, so I'll just labeouf one from the Internet.

He couldn't come up with a clever response of his own, so he just labeoufed one from Yahoo Answers.

by Strunkazoid January 11, 2014

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016