(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.
Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.
by cat_lover_199 January 3, 2021
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Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
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A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days
Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck
Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock
Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock
by Helpmyunclehasjustlockedroom June 21, 2021
Get the Lumbar loon mug.Not to be confused with a lumbersexual- which is tied to the masculinity, or lack there or of the man, a lumberJOCK can be any gender or sexuality, though, Subaru lesbians are a very common yet under represented type.
Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.
They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.
Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.
They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.
“Did you see that guy at Stumptown in the red flannel?”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”
by Blue.jay September 25, 2021
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person 1: im just about to watch lumberjacksamurai's stream
person 2: nice!!! hes such a good streamer
person 2: nice!!! hes such a good streamer
by StalledGold0243 December 4, 2021
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