Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019

lick your crown

euphemism for eating pussy

You won't just have to polish my scepter
I will also lick your crown (pussy)

by [SOG] March 24, 2020

lick drippings

The love juices from oral sex that make for a soggy area.

After Joe had gone down on Sally for 30 minutes the bed was soaked with lick drippings.

by Vox Popeye November 18, 2020

Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice

I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

Lick a wall

An insult for an idiot who everyone would be better off if they caught Covid-19.

Piss off and go lick a wall. I wish she would just go find a wall to lick. You can go and lick a wall.

by Lickyloulou January 26, 2022

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022