pat's law

Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME
"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law
by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008
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Gallipeau's Law

This law states that any Facebook user with a sizable friends list has at least one friend whose password is "123456" or "qwerty." Don't be this person.
I just stole my friend's Facebook account... Gallipeau's Law at it's finest!
by mrtthekingman November 23, 2009
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Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.
"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."
by jstarlen January 03, 2020
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Sturgeon's Law

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.
Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.
by iq June 20, 2003
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Gaddafi's Law

Embraces the philosophy "If it feels good, do it!". This word was first coined by Mark Corrigan, a fictional character in the British sitcom 'Peep Show' (played by David Mitchell). The philosophy it describes was one frequently adopted by Mark's flatmate, and Mitchell's co-star Robert Webb.
"Oh shit, Will's following Gaddafi's law again tonight. His nose is going to dissolve if he's not careful"

(to policeman) "Fuck off Cuntstubble Cock! I only answer to Gaddafi's Law!"
by briandoggo December 07, 2010
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Megan's Law

A law that makes paroled sex offenders register, no questions asked.
Bubba had to become a registered sex offender after having sex with a 12 year old girl
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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