kentucky warsaw

The act of cutting open the abdomen of a conscience person with a rusty handsaw, then proceeding to defecate inside the open cavity, before promptly sewing it up with butcher's twine and sending the victim on their way, to die of sepsis.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a combination of PCP and a lethal amount of fecal matter inside the stomach region which was documented as a ritualistic torture known as the Kentucky Warsaw, a brutal and rare form of human self expression.

by Spiderbaby13 July 31, 2017

Kentucky Waffle

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face

The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!

by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017

Kentucky Tavern

A southern gentlemen's cheap ass brand of whiskey, often referred to as KT that will give you a hangover for days.

Jim Bob: "Hey Billy Joe, did you pick up the Jim Bean?"

Billy Joe:" Naw boy, i only had 10 bucks so i got us some Kentucky Tavern to sip on."

Jim Bob: "Hell yeah! I love KT!"

by Aristocrat boy April 21, 2010

Kentucky Mudflap

1.Noun A common term for mullet
2.Noun loose, moldy vaginal lips

1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap

Bob:Ya he looks like white trash

2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap

by theV@gtibleF@rmer March 6, 2011

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 17, 2008

kentucky sunglasses

A prank played on an unsuspecting friend in which one droops their balls over their friend's eyes.

I gave tubgirl a pair of kentucky sunglasses.

by Bizzle My Nizzle September 30, 2007

kentucky fieldgoal

when a man charges at a female with her legs spread apart and rams his foot into her vagina.

Jenna had to have been in pain after that Kentucky Fieldgoal I gave her last night.

by boobartron 2.0 April 10, 2008